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She is a victim to all Mcdonalds robberies. She is usually an African American. She has no booty and cant keep a man. She always keeps a fast food job. She is very irrelevant. Always got nice weave. Always keep her nails did. Keeps her nose pierced. Conceited.
"That Kerstun girl is such a bitch!"
"You heard that Kerstun got robbed at her job the other day."
kerstun by 225blackvictimontherise December 16, 2013
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The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.
Iwishsuebehs! That’s a weird goddamn kersten
Kersten by YA BOIII2468 April 1, 2019
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Kerstyn is the type of friend that everyone needs to have. She holds the people she cares about closely but if you betray her trust she isn’t afraid to cut you loose and tell you how she really feels. She fights for what she wants and usually ends up getting her way. She’s smart and everyone knows it. You can always go to her for advice, she has been through a lot and always knows what to say without being afraid to be completely honest. She is affectionate to the people she loves and is always faithful. She loves to show her friends a great time, create memories and support them through all their decisions. She rarely gives second chances but if she does you know she truly cares about you. She has soft spots but that doesn’t mean she’s weak. She is the strongest, bravest, most beautiful person and the greatest friend anyone could have. Someone everyone should look up to.
“Is Kerstyn moving?” “Yeah, and we are all really going to miss her.”

Ker-st-yn not Kristen
Kerstyn by Megmcbae April 30, 2019

kerstine 

A beautiful girl that makes everyone happy. She has great manners and has a playful side that is inresisable for many. She has a great personality that absolutely anyone would be lucky to have as company. Kerstine is the perfect friend for almost anyone and is incredibly intelligent. Plus she is full hearted in everything she does
Kerstine is adorible.
kerstine by Cheerio1 December 28, 2014
A really pretty girl, like, the hottest there is. Out of any girl Kerstyn is always the best and will forever be until the end of time. Kerstyns are even better if they have a C in their last name of even a pronoun like MAN in their last name. Kerstyn is godly, really.
1.) Is that Kerstyn?!? She really is pretty
2.) No one is as good as Kerstyn
3.) no Amelia is better than a Kerstyn
Kerstyn by KKKSKKSSKSKSKSKk June 6, 2018
A stunning young woman with blonde hair and davishly looking good eyes. Every time she talks your heart melts and her laughter is contagious.
Man that Kersten is so beautiful.
Kersten by Ryebreado January 26, 2017

Kersting 

kur-steeng

-noun
a name signifying mental and emotional strength in facing difficulty, adversity, danger, or temptation courageously. Most often a person of high class, rank, or grade; stylish; admirably smart; elegant.

-adjective:
to be of or like Kersting.
noun You're an amazing individual. Your compasion and intelligence are exceeded only by your ability to master any situation in which life places you. You're courageous, bold, and one of the most interesting people in the world. You must be a Kersting.

adjective The way you handled yourself during that disaster was so kersting.
Kersting by Grassfinger May 26, 2010
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