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How's going Kertu?
kertu by UnicornLlamaBitch January 14, 2019
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A girl who is a little bit depressed but is happy at the same time. She usually is single and doesn't have a lot of friends. She is very trustworthy. She usually has a shit ton of scars.
Person 1: * is talking about her/his scars and is sad*
Person 2: You're acting like Kertu. It's scaring me a bit.
Kertu by Edp 445 February 18, 2018
Kertu is cool and beatiful person. She is depressed all the time, but she should not be like that, because she should be satisfied with herself as she is and think about everything positive. She's the sweetest person.

Teacher: someone acute is approaching

Students: it's Kertu
Teacher: Ohhhh that's why i felt like someone was nearby who's approached cool
Kertu
Kertu by Kakajunn January 15, 2021
How's it going Kertu?
kertu by UnicornLlamaBitch January 14, 2019
Wow, you are a lot like Kertu”
Kertu by MunadeInspekteeria August 28, 2023

Kertalaw 

A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw
Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016

Kentucky Plug 

When you jam your thumb into a gaping hole, whether it be tragic or erotic, to save a life.
"My buddy was in real trouble until I gave him the Kentucky Plug"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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