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Kealand is a man who is super sweet, A man who gets all the girls, A man who is funny as hell, A man who always knows how to put a smile on someone’s face . Once he gets a girl he goes broke, He’s the one to spoil his girl just for the fun of it. everyone needs a Kealand in there life.. Pacifically a girl who’s name starts with the letter J ;)
holy shit look how fine kealand is..
kealand by Kealand October 21, 2020
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angry kerrnandez 

its when you start off llama style move to donkey style,anteater style and last but not least angry goat!
We were doing IT last night and we had 15 females and 1 male getting it done with a jar of peanut butter then we flipped the woman over and put our breifcases on there back right after we we got a funnel and grape koolaid and then we were doing it doggie style and I tried ramming it in her butt and she looked at me and said N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! All of those are called angry kerrnandez
angry kerrnandez by ry fry December 7, 2010

kerflanderbox

A made-up part on a vehicle meant as a joke
your" kerflanderbox"has gone bad it will need replacement
kerflanderbox by RUDAWG October 1, 2017
Karmaland is a minecraft multiplayer server and spanish series in which nine youtubers of around the age of 30 stream and play. Those youtubers being Vegetta777, TheWillyrex, aLexBY11, luzugames, elrubiusOMG, mangelrogel, LOLiTO FDEZ, xFaRgAnx YT and AuronPlay.
Fan 1: No me puedo creer que Rubius sea un boomer ahora, F.
Fan 2: Ya, no sé que hago con mi vida viendo a hombres de 30 años jugar a un juego de cubos. No puedo dejar de ver Karmaland.

Fan 1: Mierda, Lolito ha ganado las elecciones #EsteNoEsMiAlcalde.
Fan 2: Evil Luzu is coming...

Vegetta: Creo que es-
Auron: DENEGADO
Karmaland by Cyr_Edits February 25, 2020

kirkaland 

that boys name is kirkaland, kristen probably swoons over him.
kirkaland by kristenwuvskirk September 7, 2008

keerakandi 

Keerakandi is a word typically used by Indian teenagers in Kenya

It translates as a person doing dumb and stupid things
Him : Bro I broke my sheesha clay pot while dancing and making the head

Me : Who told you to do these “keerakandis?”
keerakandi by Hookah jaad May 10, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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