kerpunk

To fuck something very hard

"Im gonna kerpunk your moms ass so hard tonight"
"Oh fuck please dont🙁"

by Berserker.666. April 8, 2024

kerpuke

When you see someone or something extremely unpleasent and you throw up a little bit in your mouth

*Unpleasent person walks into the room*
Me: ugh...kerpuke.

by Jeyde September 27, 2005

kerbunk

(Verb)
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"

by Brian H January 22, 2005

Kerfunkle

To fuck shit up

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face

by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.

Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku

by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

Kerpunkleup

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

kerjunkin

a short but exciting sexual episode.

When that stripper crammed her snapper in my face it was my kerjunkin for the day

by Snappus March 8, 2008