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There's a cat that owns a house in Martinez, Ca and he rents it out to a cool family.

Kerbies hobbies are wet cat food, fuzzy blanket humping, shitting in neighbors flower pots, cheese wheel, and lots of licking of his butthole.

He is like a sour patch kid- first sour, then sweet.
Did you see Kerbie sleeping in the bushes?!
He like a bum cat, with furry wheels!
kerbie by Joshrisig October 19, 2015
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High Kerbing 

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation
I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched
High Kerbing by HenrikHK June 14, 2017
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kerbie • Kerries • kerrie • Kerber • Kewbie • kerben • kerberos • kerbis • kerbin • kerbitch

kerrielle 

short, thick, and pretty. pretty smile, loving personality, mid temper. LOVES TO EAT. so don't touch her food.
Damn, damn, damn Kerrielle is something else.
kerrielle by kaay05kaay April 26, 2017
the sexiest individual ever who everyone desires
she is far too modest to the point she thinks she isn't good enough but in actual fact she is amazing
kind, generous and beautiful
i wish i had a kerrie
kerrie by jackobot20 August 21, 2008
Kerrie is the most sexiest/fittest lass in the world, can pull any lad she wants, normally good at dancing, good at most things especially sex, she's a nice and caring person with a deep heart, she dosen't like too hurt her loved ones, she's a party animal, and she loves her drink
Definition of kerrie.
kerrie by joshridge10 May 11, 2012
A very strong person and may seem scary looking at first but when she puts her guard down often the most loving and caring person no one can make her feel bad or not attractive.
I'd so want to meet a keebie.
keebie by Keke.g March 17, 2017
some planet with some green dudes who like rockets
"i ran out of fuel and now i cant get back to kerbin"
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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