keopffing

to stare at an object for .30 seconds then look at something else, while getting marker no your head

i was keopffing during church

by Ally & Mary September 12, 2006

Koffing

A Pokemon that is full of poisonous gases and spews them out in battle.

Jessie; Go Ekans

James; Go Koffing

by Light Joker April 25, 2004

kempfing

The act of kempfing is to pump a girl full of diesel during 5 second intercourse then to also disperse the diesel upon the girls stomach or chest if possible. People that kempf usually are attracted to "filling up" girls with the first name Kailyn, Shawna, and Faye. Also the only way to be endowed with diesel flowing through your small penis is to be obsessed with diesel, trucks, or cranes.

Kailyn - Last night got weird I was riding Joe then he went inside me.
Chris - What's weird about that?
Kailyn - Just that black stuff drained out of my vagina and it smelled like diesel.
Chris - That's a classic case of kempfing.

by Trucks, Diesel, Cranes July 28, 2009

KOFFING

The most unexpecting thing to yell out in a group conversation

guy1: so how you guys doing?
guy2: good, but anyways how about that Sally bitch eh?
guy3: shes a bitch, i totally wanna--
guy4: KOFFING!

by Galano March 24, 2005

Keffing

*British* (participle), verb: to kef
A rather hard slap to the back of the neck.

NOTE: Does not mean, nor does it imply masturbation.

Dude 1: HOLY FUCK, JUSTIN BIEBER!
Dude 2: You deserve a mighty good keffing.

by Fizzle12345671 February 18, 2011

keffing

A new word on the streets meaning masturbation over ones own faeces to intoxication...

Boca was keffing over his mother.

by NuKeZ December 10, 2004

Koffing

The best thing ever.

Koffing gassed the Jews, everyone loves Koffing!

by Jshadias April 10, 2004