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A nice nickey nameey poo for all people named ken. like my dad. It can be used for shits and giggles. Other variations include;
1. kennie
2.kennyold
3.kennie boy
4.Cheeto hog

"OH KENNOLD!"
"we had something really fun planned but as always, kennold managed to screw it up"
"kennold was soooooooooooooo excited to get his dinner, he sprinted into the house, threw his suitcase and umbrella on the ground, proceeded to the kitchen, took a spoon from the drawer, shut the drawer with his ass using a spin move, flipped onto his chair, served himself a mound of pasta, and chowed it down at unexplainable speeds. All in the blink of an eye"
kennold by kennold himself December 3, 2007
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Kennodie 

Kennodie is a good looking young man that has amazing personality attributes coming out all around him! He's insightful, unique, sexy, sweet, sensitive, loyal and respectful! His character is one of the most amazing I've seen, especially in a youngster.

Kennodie loves his parents and they are truly blessed (and they know it) to have Kennodie as their only son! Kennodie is a massive hard worker that remains calm in most situations.

Kennodie would do anything for his true friends because he is a real true blue friend as well. He's loyal to the end! He is very popular with his peers and within his family circle.

Kennodie has a sweet spirit but don't let that fool you because of you come at anyone in his friends and family circle to hurry one of them, he's a bull when it comes to protecting his friends, family and girlfriend! He is also very strong minded and strong physically!

If you are graced with a Kennodie in your life, keep him because he's a keeper.
"Hey, my best friend Kennodie knows exactly what you're talking about!"
Kennodie by cheLLe1963 April 26, 2021
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Is a person that will stick by you through all of your problems that you have in life. Here’s a funny person and has a great personality is sometime is confused with a lot of situation so he tries to make people laugh. A good friend to have been a good friend to keep
I love you kenold
kenold by Lilkaykay509 October 16, 2017

Kennolyn Camps 

Kennolyn is a camp where you get to make new friends, learn new activities and even sleep out in the open. At Kennolyn, you can choose a one week or a two week session, or you can stay over in between. You wake up at 7:30 in the morning and depending on whether you are a hawk (6th grade and below) or an eagle (7th - 9th grade) you get to go to first breakfast. There are so many specialty programs like the Equestrian Specialty where you spend your whole day with horses, there’s the Surfing Specialty where you go catch some waves, there’s a Culinary Specialty where you cook amazing food and even go to famous kitchens, and so much more. So many of the counsellors at Kennolyn used to be campers and completed the whole training program, some counsellors come for their first time, and some counsellors come all the way for half way across the world. At camp, you will always feel welcome and no one judges you, you are allowed to be yourself and express your feelings. Kennolyn was also the first co ed camp in California, named after the founders two children Carolyn and Ken.
Kennolyn Camps is the best place to be during the summer
Kennolyn Camps by starsun September 3, 2019

Kennaldo 

Kennaldo Is One of the best Central Midfielder In MPS during the Season of 2017-2018
Look at that Kennaldo Go
Kennaldo by Kennaldo October 9, 2019
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