kenesis 

An adorable ship mostly by a guy named Kenny and a girl named Genesis...Their friends made the ship and spammed them about it

Girl1:KENESIS IS GOALZZ
Genesis:Stahp!!!

kenesis by GalessicaShipper March 9, 2017

keneisha 

A Keneisha is crazy, fun, beautiful, and loyal person. She is the life of the party and the spark in an quiet room. A passionate lover and a powerful friend.

This is lame, when will Keneisha get here?

Keneisha is always making the day better.

keneisha by BrotherJohnson May 13, 2021

Kenenisa Bekele 

22 year old Ethiopian distance running sensation. Bekele has won the World Cross Country Championships' short course (4k) and the long course (12k) together in the last three years. Previously, this had never been done at all, let alone by someone so young. Bekele proved himself on the track at the 2003 World Championships by winning the 10k. In 2004, within a period of 8 days, he eclipsed his fellow countryman Haile Gebrselassie's 5k and 10k records by approximately 2 seconds each. In both races he had no one to challenge him, and the rabbits did not do their job properly, so it is generally assumed that he will continue to lower his own world record. He recently won the Olympic gold medal in the 10k in olympic record time (27:05). He was so dominant that he ran the last lap in 53 seconds and said "It was no problem for me" after the race. He is the favorite in the upcoming 5k Olympic Final which will be one of the most competitive distance races of all time featuring Bekele, 20 year old Ethiopian prodigy Sileshi Sihine who won silver in the Olympic 10k, world champion Kenyan Eliud Kipchoge and world runner-up at 5k and world champ at 1500 from Morocco Hicham El Guerrouj. If Bekele wins, he will be the first to complete the 5k and 10k double since Miruts Yifter, also from Ethiopia, in 1980.

Height: ~5'4
Weight: ~120 lbs.
Date of Birth: June 13, 1982
Place of Birth: Bekoji, Arsi Province (Ethiopia)
5k PR: 12:37.35 (World Record)
10k PR: 26:20.31 (World Record)

Jose Contreras: Haile Gebrselassie may be the greatest distance runner of all time with 17 world records.
Bruce Lee: ya but Kenenisa Bekele will be the greatest of all time eventually... he has the versatility of Geb on the track, but what sets him apart is his success in cross country as well, which Geb never had.

Kenenisa Bekele by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004

Waffle Kinesis

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.

Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"

Waffle Kinesis by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009

guy kinesis 

1.the ability to know what a male thinks

2.the ability to read a male's mind

Rebecca knew Daniel thought she was pretty through her guy kinesis

guy kinesis by mindfucker123 January 28, 2012

Kenessa 

an exotic, intense, and regal black woman of distinction class and taste. She loves neo-soul and all things alternative and musical. She commands the respect of her peers and will settle for nothing less than the most excellent of friends. She loves her savior Jesus Christ. She rocks peace signs and chick lit. She reads books about love, and life. She is one of the best and truest friends anyone could ever wish for. A person does not merely know Kenessa, but is better and blessed for having been given the oppurtunity.

-Oh my gosh is that Kenessa?!
-NO WAY
-OMG Yes it is
-(Kenessa walks by)
-She is just so...AWESOME!

Kenessa by boredlater18 July 8, 2010

Kinesis

Kinesis is a group at New Trier High School filled with the most talented girls and sometimes a few boys of the school. Not only are they the best dancers, they are also the most beautiful, and sexiest girls who rule the school. The dancers work from the start of the school year until January to put on their performance which is the highlight of the school year. Everyone at New Trier comes to see it because they know it is the best. Girls who are not selected to be in Kinesis watch with envy as the dancers show off their talent on stage. Most guys watch knowing they will never see the girls with so little and tight clothing on until next years performance. And the underclassmen watch and realize that if they do not make it past auditions, their lives at New Trier will never be as good as the lives of the KINESIS girls.

Being in Kinesis is the ultimate dream.

Kinesis by kinesis is on fire January 16, 2007