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What a girl says to a guy meaning "we are what all couples strive to be." Unless she is saying it to a friend, then he is friendzones beyond belief! Poor guy.
"We are so goalz! Everyone is so jealous of us!"
goalz by DitMoi April 4, 2016
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An explanation of approval for someone's action. They are achieving the goals to which everyone should aspire.
"That bolognese you cooked was sick! Mum goalz!"
goalz by Londonah October 13, 2016
People who are #goals whether it is friendship relationship or other
Kim and Kanye are so goalzy.
GoalsRelationship GoalsBestfreind
goalzy by AllNatural_Maddie November 8, 2017
@goulzzz is a terrible person he is racist and homophobic friend me on discord and add me Sh6dow#9061 he supports nazi and is racist to black people on tiktok Please report his tiktok account.
goulzzz by kuxenq April 17, 2022

Couple Goalzy 

When a couple is just too damn cute
"Wow do you see them? They are so couple goalzy!"
Couple Goalzy by NI G GA R January 15, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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