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Kentholicism 

The faith, practice, or system of worship of the "Ken". Practitioners are called Keninites and they follow the teachings of Ken. Some rules include not mentioning certain topics of Ken's choosing, followers can not receive presents, they are not allow to chew with their mouths full, etc. Kentolicism has become very widely respected in it's small community of practitioners, but it will surely spread through the use of psychological tactics, including, but not limited to the Vulcan Mind Meld.
Person A: Do you want a new phone for your birthday?
Person B: Sorry, my religion, Kentholicism won't allow it.
Person A: Why? That's stupid.
Person B: Hey, I don't make the rules
Kentholicism by meow430 March 14, 2010
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KINDAHOLIC 

- noun kahyn-duh-haw-lik
1. someone with uncontrollable love for KIND and spreading kindness.
I AM A KINDAHOLIC!
KINDAHOLIC by KINDAHOLIC June 28, 2010

kendalicious 

A word used to describe only the most perfectly perfect of people. This word derives from the name of the most incredible guy in the universe, namely Kendal Thomas. Because he is, well, perfectly perfect.
Oh my gosh, that guy is sooo kendalicious.
kendalicious by modern_luv October 1, 2012

Kindaholic 

Someone who drinks alcohol in excess, but is not dependent on alcohol.
Hey Jim goes to the bar every night, should we be worried for him as an alcoholic?
No, Jim is a kindaholic. He stops in to Duffy's Place for some food and drinks with friends, but doesn't show any of the symptoms of being an alcoholic if he decides to grill at home and not drink alcohol that day.
Kindaholic by Gospo11 June 3, 2024

Kindaholic 

Someone who drinks alcohol in excess often, but does not have a dependency of alcohol.
Hey, Jim goes to the bar every night...should we be worried about him being an alcoholic?
Jim, no, he's a kindaholic. He'll go to Duffy's Place every night and he'll binge drink some nights, drink only a couple other nights, or he'll just stop in for his nightly meal. Jim doesn't show any signs of being an alcoholic; he is a kindaholic.
Kindaholic by Gospo11 June 3, 2024

KonaHolic 

Stupid people who will accuse anyone for their actious and is horny for people with power.
"What is a KonaHolic"
KonaHolic by Gerogeemsmasm October 21, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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