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Kentholicism 

The faith, practice, or system of worship of the "Ken". Practitioners are called Keninites and they follow the teachings of Ken. Some rules include not mentioning certain topics of Ken's choosing, followers can not receive presents, they are not allow to chew with their mouths full, etc. Kentolicism has become very widely respected in it's small community of practitioners, but it will surely spread through the use of psychological tactics, including, but not limited to the Vulcan Mind Meld.
Person A: Do you want a new phone for your birthday?
Person B: Sorry, my religion, Kentholicism won't allow it.
Person A: Why? That's stupid.
Person B: Hey, I don't make the rules
Kentholicism by meow430 March 14, 2010
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KINDAHOLIC 

- noun kahyn-duh-haw-lik
1. someone with uncontrollable love for KIND and spreading kindness.
I AM A KINDAHOLIC!
KINDAHOLIC by KINDAHOLIC June 28, 2010

kendalicious 

A word used to describe only the most perfectly perfect of people. This word derives from the name of the most incredible guy in the universe, namely Kendal Thomas. Because he is, well, perfectly perfect.
Oh my gosh, that guy is sooo kendalicious.
kendalicious by modern_luv October 1, 2012

Kindaholic 

Someone who drinks alcohol in excess, but is not dependent on alcohol.
Hey Jim goes to the bar every night, should we be worried for him as an alcoholic?
No, Jim is a kindaholic. He stops in to Duffy's Place for some food and drinks with friends, but doesn't show any of the symptoms of being an alcoholic if he decides to grill at home and not drink alcohol that day.
Kindaholic by Gospo11 June 3, 2024

Kindaholic 

Someone who drinks alcohol in excess often, but does not have a dependency of alcohol.
Hey, Jim goes to the bar every night...should we be worried about him being an alcoholic?
Jim, no, he's a kindaholic. He'll go to Duffy's Place every night and he'll binge drink some nights, drink only a couple other nights, or he'll just stop in for his nightly meal. Jim doesn't show any signs of being an alcoholic; he is a kindaholic.
Kindaholic by Gospo11 June 3, 2024

KonaHolic 

Stupid people who will accuse anyone for their actious and is horny for people with power.
"What is a KonaHolic"
KonaHolic by Gerogeemsmasm October 21, 2020