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From the Japanese kekkon, meaning marriage and the English owned, meaning defeat.
To ruin one's life by deciding to get married too young and/or to someone who ensures one's lifelong misery.
"Hey, did you hear that Ken proposed to Barbie?"
"Are you kidding? They're only 19!"
"I know... Plus, she's a controlling bitch, she takes all his money, and all his friends hate her."
"Wow, that poor bastard's gonna get kekkOWNED!"
kekkOWNED by rd monogatari July 30, 2007
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To laud or gloat over an opponent during the sport of soccer, usually in an aggressive manner. Normally occurs after a penalty has been missed.
'Did you seen what that guy did to Robertson after he missed his penalty kick? Dude got straight up Keowned!!!11'
Keowned by Leon King September 26, 2005
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kekkonen 

Someone being just plain wrong - regarding everything!
Man, he's just one big kekkonen, he thought Johnny Cash was a pay-toilet!
kekkonen by Boring Pete September 24, 2003

Kekkonen 

Ilmari shaved his head, now hes a total Kekkonen!
Kekkonen by here for Kekkonen September 15, 2023
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026