kekkOWNED

From the Japanese kekkon, meaning marriage and the English owned, meaning defeat.
To ruin one's life by deciding to get married too young and/or to someone who ensures one's lifelong misery.

"Hey, did you hear that Ken proposed to Barbie?"
"Are you kidding? They're only 19!"
"I know... Plus, she's a controlling bitch, she takes all his money, and all his friends hate her."
"Wow, that poor bastard's gonna get kekkOWNED!"

by rd monogatari July 30, 2007

Keowned

To laud or gloat over an opponent during the sport of soccer, usually in an aggressive manner. Normally occurs after a penalty has been missed.

'Did you seen what that guy did to Robertson after he missed his penalty kick? Dude got straight up Keowned!!!11'

by Leon King September 26, 2005

kekkonen

Someone being just plain wrong - regarding everything!

Man, he's just one big kekkonen, he thought Johnny Cash was a pay-toilet!

by Boring Pete September 24, 2003

Kekkonen

A bald finnish man.

Ilmari shaved his head, now hes a total Kekkonen!

by here for Kekkonen September 15, 2023