kekkOWNED

From the Japanese kekkon, meaning marriage and the English owned, meaning defeat.
To ruin one's life by deciding to get married too young and/or to someone who ensures one's lifelong misery.

"Hey, did you hear that Ken proposed to Barbie?"
"Are you kidding? They're only 19!"
"I know... Plus, she's a controlling bitch, she takes all his money, and all his friends hate her."
"Wow, that poor bastard's gonna get kekkOWNED!"

kekkOWNED by rd monogatari July 30, 2007

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Keowned

To laud or gloat over an opponent during the sport of soccer, usually in an aggressive manner. Normally occurs after a penalty has been missed.

'Did you seen what that guy did to Robertson after he missed his penalty kick? Dude got straight up Keowned!!!11'

Keowned by Leon King September 26, 2005

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kekkOWNED • kekkonen • Keowned

kekkonen

Someone being just plain wrong - regarding everything!

Man, he's just one big kekkonen, he thought Johnny Cash was a pay-toilet!

kekkonen by Boring Pete September 24, 2003

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Kekkonen

A bald finnish man.

Ilmari shaved his head, now hes a total Kekkonen!

Kekkonen by here for Kekkonen September 15, 2023

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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