kekabah

(exclamation) A cry for attention from one significant other to the other.

Significant other #1: ... keKABAHHHHHHH.
Significant other #2: What the fuck do you want? I'm right here.

by The OG kekabah September 3, 2018

Kebabaholism

The mental and physiological necessity for a variety of spit-roasted kebab meat after consuming large quantities of alcohol. A person afflicted with kebabaholism (a kebabaholic) will seek the nearest takeaway to satisfy their deepest needs.

The student's kebabaholism took hold after his sixth pint forcing him to scrounge and beg for £2.20 in order to obtain his sweet release

by smadgers October 20, 2010