The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. He is great to talk to. And you can always trust him. He is super handsome. And he never fails to mke me smile. Even on the worst day of my life he always brings a sliver of sun to shine through to my heart. I love him(: Also. He is shy at first but once you get to know him you're gonna be jealous of his amazingness!
Someone who is never on time, constantly talks about their ex, terrible listener, makes poor financial decisions, often makes autistic noises, didn’t graduate high school, and drinks Twisted Teas on the regular
Goddamn he was supposed to be here 3 and a half hours ago he’s really pulling a Keinen
There he goes talking about his ex again, drunk on twisted teas, really acting like a Keinen
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."