The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. He is great to talk to. And you can always trust him. He is super handsome. And he never fails to mke me smile. Even on the worst day of my life he always brings a sliver of sun to shine through to my heart. I love him(: Also. He is shy at first but once you get to know him you're gonna be jealous of his amazingness!
Someone who is never on time, constantly talks about their ex, terrible listener, makes poor financial decisions, often makes autistic noises, didn’t graduate high school, and drinks Twisted Teas on the regular
Goddamn he was supposed to be here 3 and a half hours ago he’s really pulling a Keinen
There he goes talking about his ex again, drunk on twisted teas, really acting like a Keinen
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.