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A very funny and caring guy who will do anything to make sure your happy. No matter what he’ll be there for you n he bags many hoes
keino is mr bag a bitch
keino by TadiThoty June 16, 2020
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That guy with the name no one can pronounce. The name is pronounced in dozens of different ways.

Kainoe gives up on people pronouncing his name wrong so he just accepts it.

(Kai-no-way)

Incorrect Pronunciation: (Ka-noo) (Ka-no-lee) (Kon-why) (Kon-oh-way) (Kee-ah-noo)
"Hi Kainoe!"
(Ka-noo)
kainoe by Sphygen November 13, 2018
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keino keinoen keion Keiko keeno Keiron Keano kein Keito Kainos
A keintz is a creature indigenous to the Northwestern United States. Due to its reclusive and hermit-like existence, it is often compared to Bigfoot or the Abominable Snowman. Also like the aforementioned creatures, a keintz lives in deep, dark caves. It likes breakfast but has a fear of pancakes, though it finds syrup tolerable. It also has an aversion to whales, but goldfish can often be found in close proximity.

A keintz can also be characterized by its ability to get by with questionable actions in the animal kingdom, though most animals ignore it due to its isolated nature. However animals living near the North and South phols also find a keintz disagreeable.

A Keintz can be moody, intolerable, volatile creatures with fast changing personalities who have been known to take out their anger immaturely and on those weaker then them.
Noun: "Dude, is that a keintz going through the trash?"

Verb: "Dude, we just keintzed that cop!"
She’s a girl made of gold and diamonds, she’s the best thing that will ever happen to you. She’s incredibly sexy and turns on any guy that looks at her. All eyes are on her when she walks into the room. Her eyes shine like stars, her hair flows gracefully in the wind, and her lips are perfectly curved; they’re great for kissing, but her smile...it’s one of the most unique things she has. She is such an amazing, gorgeous, adorable and not to mention bangable girl in the universe. She’ll make you laugh with any of her cute and clever jokes and is fun to be around. She’s a total badass and she’s knows it. She has a deep passion for success and doesn’t let anyone get in her way. She’s the coolest woman in existence and everyone wants her.
Go get yourself a girl like Keiko.
Keiko by One awesome person :) December 28, 2017
A very hunky dude with awesome abs. A Keito is much better than an Aiden, Thomas, Theo or a Finn. A Keito is also very rare and specifically awesome at... Well everything!
Now that's a Keito!
Keito by Unknown_baby February 11, 2018
"I been tryin' to see ya baby, I been dyin' to keenovay
I been tryin' to see ya baby, any way that I can
I been tryin' to see ya baby, I been dyin' to keenovay
I been tryin' to see ya baby and I wonder why"
- Rosie Vela, Magic Smile (lyrics) 1986
keenovay by neologista February 25, 2010
A very intelligent, outgoing, extremely sexy woman. She is very giving and caring but don't think she won't beat your ass. People love her eyes and smile. She can cook her ass off and she's just beautiful inside and out
Did u see how beautiful Keiona looked as always, I wish I was more like Keiona
Keiona by Footballman09 April 24, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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