Kegit 

To be upmost legit. When you use the word kegit, you swear on everything you own.

Sonny: "Bro I kegit didn't eat your dog"

Louis: "Ah ok bro, you are being kegit"

Kegit by Jean the Fish August 5, 2019

kegit 

a word meaning "legit" (legitimately) you use this words in times of complete bad-assness. when cool people say "legit"...the coolest people say "kegit". use this instead of "legit" only when necessary..if you overuse my word, i'll kill you.

showhost: the word is "kegit"
Me: can u use it in a sentance?
show host: that concert was off the heezaayy, it was kegit the best show they playad
boom
did it, with role playing
too

kegit by kegitimately October 22, 2010

Kegit 

Not legit.

if something doesnt rhyme its kegit

Kegit by XxFunTimeLordxX August 17, 2014

Pulling a Keith 

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.

You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?

Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012

Keith Richards 

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.

Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.

Keith Richards by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Keitelism by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021

Keith 

Keith, a guy with strong emotions.

Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..

I love Keith.. so much..

Keith by Whythooooooooo July 9, 2018