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kegelcizer 

An exercise machine depicted in the television show "Futurama" that aids Kegel exercises, which strengthen the pelvic floor muscles in the vagina.
"I'm going to work out on the Kegelcizer."

ass kegels 

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.
ass kegels by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014
Be honest, you're only here because you don't know what the words mean in WAP.
Hop on top, I wanna ride,
I do a kegel while it's inside.
kegel by gela-kela May 22, 2021

butt kegel

squeezing your butt muscles together to prevent pooping or unwanted entry into your ass
It sucks you're going to prison, hopefully you've started practicing your butt kegels
butt kegel by MastaRiddle March 20, 2013

kegel berry 

A term used to describe a woman's clitoris, particularly if it has a sweet taste to it.
Cinda sure has a tasty kegel berry!
kegel berry by Charlie108 September 11, 2010
After her first baby, Tammy did kegels to tighten up her vagina.
Kegels by SweetPete SweetPete February 6, 2018