Kegel1

A Kegel1 is when you have your special lady hold herself upsidedown and you insert a full to the brim extra dirty martini into her love canal, which she obediently holds upright as you enjoy this unique delight. Pairs excellently with the amazing act known as Asstray.

Ay barkeep, let me get that dirty dirty Kegel1...

Cumming right up!

by Bingus Benis July 26, 2024

kegelcizer

An exercise machine depicted in the television show "Futurama" that aids Kegel exercises, which strengthen the pelvic floor muscles in the vagina.

"I'm going to work out on the Kegelcizer."

by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008

ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

kegel

Be honest, you're only here because you don't know what the words mean in WAP.

Hop on top, I wanna ride,
I do a kegel while it's inside.

by gela-kela May 22, 2021

butt kegel

squeezing your butt muscles together to prevent pooping or unwanted entry into your ass

It sucks you're going to prison, hopefully you've started practicing your butt kegels

by MastaRiddle March 20, 2013

kegel berry

A term used to describe a woman's clitoris, particularly if it has a sweet taste to it.

Cinda sure has a tasty kegel berry!

by Charlie108 September 11, 2010

Kegels

Puss ups

After her first baby, Tammy did kegels to tighten up her vagina.

by SweetPete SweetPete February 6, 2018