8 definitions by gela-kela

kegel

Be honest, you're only here because you don't know what the words mean in WAP.

Hop on top, I wanna ride,
I do a kegel while it's inside.

by gela-kela May 23, 2021

My Political Views

A variable that changes with the people I'm trolling.

My political views? Depends on who I'm trolling.

by gela-kela May 21, 2021

Ligma

A very serious testicular disease that is sexually transmitted among men. Women are immune to this disease and its symptoms, hence why contact with women is a sought-after cure for this disease.
Its symptoms include aversion to deep friendships while at the same time wanting to have sex, ejaculating more than seventeen times in twelve hours, and looking at pornography. This disease is worsened by streaming on Twitch or looking at YouTube comments. It is said that a popular streamer "Ninja" died of this disease.

Person 1: I was diagnosed with Ligma!
Person 2: What's ligma?
Person 1: LIGMA BALLS BITCH

by gela-kela July 23, 2021

Kraft

Airport security's biggest threat.

Years ago I was at an airport and they stopped me at security because I was carrying Kraft cheese.

by gela-kela July 25, 2021

etf

Ehh, the FUCK?

Person 1: I have 2 terabytes of child porn on an external hard drive
Person 2: etf

by gela-kela June 24, 2021

Crapitalism

What everyone calls it as soon as you bring twenty candy bars to class.

Capitalism? More like crapitalism!

by gela-kela July 25, 2021

Everyone I don't like

Literally Hitler.

Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, everyone except for me!
Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, let's have a look and see:
- Donald Trump
- PewDiePie
- Pepe the Frog
- Hand signs
- Free speech
- Godwin's law

by gela-kela July 28, 2021