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Ligma

A very serious testicular disease that is sexually transmitted among men. Women are immune to this disease and its symptoms, hence why contact with women is a sought-after cure for this disease.
Its symptoms include aversion to deep friendships while at the same time wanting to have sex, ejaculating more than seventeen times in twelve hours, and looking at pornography. This disease is worsened by streaming on Twitch or looking at YouTube comments. It is said that a popular streamer "Ninja" died of this disease.
Person 1: I was diagnosed with Ligma!
Person 2: What's ligma?
Person 1: LIGMA BALLS BITCH
by gela-kela July 23, 2021
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Crapitalism

What everyone calls it as soon as you bring twenty candy bars to class.
Capitalism? More like crapitalism!
by gela-kela July 24, 2021
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Kraft

Airport security's biggest threat.
Years ago I was at an airport and they stopped me at security because I was carrying Kraft cheese.
by gela-kela July 25, 2021
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Everyone I don't like

Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, everyone except for me!
Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, let's have a look and see:
- Donald Trump
- PewDiePie
- Pepe the Frog
- Hand signs
- Free speech
- Godwin's law
by gela-kela July 28, 2021
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School Discord Server

Noun: A private community on the Discord app that was created and is used for school purposes. These Discord servers are by students, for students, and moderated by students. The owners of these Discord servers usually ban everybody that they do not like or that people consider cringe.

Noun: A private community on the Discord app that was created by the teachers or faculty of a school meant to serve as an official server for that school. Swearing is not allowed on these Discord servers, and neither is having a cool status or using NSFW emotes. Also, doing any shit will cause you to be kicked out of school.

Common stereotypes associated with these Discord servers include:

- That one kid who trolls people

- That one kid from another school who's friends with someone from school

- The couple that's always being cute and flexing on the incels

- The weird kid who just discovered how to use Discord
A: Let's talk on the school Discord server!
B: Sure!
*goes on Discord*
C: YES DADDY CUM IN ME!
D: I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIRL!
*slaps top of computer*
A: I'm going to commit last online 9 years ago.
by gela-kela May 21, 2021
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My Political Views

A variable that changes with the people I'm trolling.
My political views? Depends on who I'm trolling.
by gela-kela May 21, 2021
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kegel

Be honest, you're only here because you don't know what the words mean in WAP.
Hop on top, I wanna ride,
I do a kegel while it's inside.
by gela-kela May 22, 2021
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