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keeyan
A Keeyan is a rare find, like a unicorn among men. He is always polished, his hair always on point, and his jeans always tailored JUST right. Keeyan is a ying yang — he’s as at home on the couch, watching rom coms and drinking a fine whiskey, as he is on a four day rager, absolutely terrorizing the beach clubs of Tulum.
He has a heart of solid gold, a sweater of fine cashmere and a bathroom cabinet of Dior skincare. A true DILF in every sense of the word, he leaves no restaurant without the waitress’s number in tow. In search of: a hooker with a heart of gold.
He has a heart of solid gold, a sweater of fine cashmere and a bathroom cabinet of Dior skincare. A true DILF in every sense of the word, he leaves no restaurant without the waitress’s number in tow. In search of: a hooker with a heart of gold.
keeyan by Unicornmagic3 November 23, 2021
Kenyan from the West
AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.
Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?
Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!
Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!
Kenyan from the West by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013
Doing A Keetan
Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.
Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
Doing A Keetan by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022
Kenyan backpack
A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.
Kenyan backpack by JayTeeF May 11, 2009
Keenanism
An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.
Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."
Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."
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