An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.

I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!

kneepad of the year by omen8 productions January 4, 2007

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keypad amnesia

usually happen among touchscreen phone user,when they keep tapping the screen of non touchscreen phone without realize it's not a touchscreen phone and it has a real keypad

Took several seconds to realize she got keypad amnesia while borrowing my old Nokia 3230.

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keepsdemboobsfromfloppin

A spurious joke term meaning the German name for a bra.

Hey John wanna hear a joke...What is the German name for a bra?
Answer: keepsdemboobsfromfloppin

keepsdemboobsfromfloppin by pudcan July 27, 2007

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keepa

To keep calm and relaxed in stressful situations, used to de stress yourself. Also found in the song Dark Horse by Katy Perry.

A young lady at my coffee shop reassured me by saying keepa which made my day.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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