An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.

I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!

kneepad of the year by omen8 productions January 4, 2007

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keypad amnesia

usually happen among touchscreen phone user,when they keep tapping the screen of non touchscreen phone without realize it's not a touchscreen phone and it has a real keypad

Took several seconds to realize she got keypad amnesia while borrowing my old Nokia 3230.

keypad amnesia by fafatonk3kusruk August 25, 2013

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keepsdemboobsfromfloppin

A spurious joke term meaning the German name for a bra.

Hey John wanna hear a joke...What is the German name for a bra?
Answer: keepsdemboobsfromfloppin

keepsdemboobsfromfloppin by pudcan July 27, 2007

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keepa

To keep calm and relaxed in stressful situations, used to de stress yourself. Also found in the song Dark Horse by Katy Perry.

A young lady at my coffee shop reassured me by saying keepa which made my day.

keepa by Catlover405 March 24, 2018

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