keelyougram

Da quantity/volume-measure of irritation dat causes Achmed to wanna do you in.

Perhaps if Jeff Dunham insisted dat Achmed attend anger-management classes, it would not take so minor of a displeasing event or remark to amount to a "keelyougram".

by QuacksO July 21, 2021

keelogram

Da amount of blasting-powder in one of Achmed's "jingle bombs".

Upon Long John Silver's learning dat Black Dog and Tom Morgan had been casually discussing "keelhauling" inside his respectable tavern, his indignant fury is like an entire keelogram of gunpowder inside him, ready to explode.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023