One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).

A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).

keedon by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

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Keedon

Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.

Person 1: who's that?

You: Keedon. My bff!!! 😆

Keedon by 5ugarsku11 June 21, 2019

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Keeyock Neeyock

To knock one's male reproductive organ upon a door or window of a female's homestead in order to gain said female's attention and alert the female to the highly probable consensual intercourse/rape that will occur shortly.

"Bro that slampiece was a total cock-blocking skank, how did you get her to put out?" ...Two words... Keeyock Neeyock

Keeyock Neeyock by DV Legends August 5, 2010

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Keebo

The most innocent and the best lord and savior that ever existed in the whole entire world. But to this day we still don’t know if he has a dick or not so stay tuned.

“Hey who’s that robot over there?”
“Excuse me? That is Keebo, you uncultured swine.”

Keebo by Toothylemon May 4, 2020

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