keana keane 

the most beautiful female anyone could ever stumble upon. her beauty is unmatchable and she catches everyones eyes. her smile lights up the room and her eyes sparkle like a star that you can only see once in a lifetime. she is the most amazing spouse anyone could be blessed with. every moment with her is eventful. heaven is locked inside of her lips and every time you kiss her, you get a glimpse of what heaven feels like. she has a lot of friends due to her being a luxurious role model and a big peoples person. every time you talk to her she speaks with a smile that will bring out yours. she is way more than eye candy. she is extremely blessed and indubitably smart and loves to make people happy.

Guy #1: Yoooooooo that young lady is beautiful.
Guy #2: Yea man, she aint no Keana Keane , but she coo too.
Guy #1: Whats a Keana Keane?
Guy #2: Basically it means she's perfect... more than perfect actually.

keana keane by Bob Junior September 5, 2017

Brett Keane 

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.

DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!

Brett Keane by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016

Keane 

Amazing, incredible, a breath of fresh air in a world full over over-exposed pop stars who don't even write their own music and spend more time on their appearance than their songs. Piano based with awesome vocals, it took a few times to really get into it, but I absolutely LOVE Keane now.

Keane freaking ROCKS!

Keane by Axl Foley February 22, 2005

Keane 

Someone who is irresistible. Women cant keep their eyes of keane. To be a women in Keane's world means constant pleasue every night in bed. Keane also has a sexy figure with a nice booty

Every girl in Keane's class can't keep their eyes of him

Keane by Thomas The Tank Engine March 24, 2019

Keane 

Keane is an Irish warrior who will be at your command of making potatoes, reviewing potatoes, eating potatoes and finally growing potatoes

Abbas: I want potatoes
Ethan:same I want someone who can grow potatoes, review them and eat them.
HARPAL:(slides in the convo, out of nowhere) you should have a friend named Keane then

Keane by Loooooool2006 November 22, 2019

Roy Keane 

Roy Keane is Cockney rhyming slang for “bean”. Bean is a reference to the woman’s sensitive genital clitoris so Roy Keane is therefore a reference to the woman’s clit.

Angus: Did you go round her yard last night?

Wallace: She showed me her Roy Keane and everything

Roy Keane by RKeane69420 December 10, 2019

Keane 

A British band that is taking over the Western Hemisphere (that would be us for those who aren't so good at geography) because their music is so amazing and brilliant. Their song "Somewhere only we Know" was the #1 song for weeks on Z104 (WQRX Washington) because it is so perfect. The band members may not gorgeous, but they have wonderful British accents and are so cute and so alluring as musicians and people. And, if everyone wasn't so closed-minded about what's cool and what's not (it's about time to make your own descisions people...), Keane would have already made it big-time in America like they have in Britain!

Person 1: Turn that up! It's Keane on the radio! They are my favorite band!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Just listen...
Person 2: Wow. It is really cool. Are they British?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: That's hot!

Keane by Keen_on_Keane May 13, 2005