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Kealsey is a smart, funny girl. She can make you laugh but make you cry in one second.
“Kealsey was reading a book yesterday and got mad I was talking.”
kealsey by Jessie Bee November 22, 2021
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Kelsey is someone you want to be around. She has a beautiful smile, gorgeous eyes, and a nice body. She has gone through a lot the past couple of months and she needs someone who she can rely on. She has had her heart broken a couple times and has many trust issues. She loves the color green, and is obsessed with animals. Once she is in a relationship, she is completely devoted to that person. If you ever get the chance to meet a Kelsey, hold onto her and don't let her go.
Whoa man, you let a KELSEY go?! You're nuts.
Kelsey by Loveitall October 14, 2011

Kelsey and Seth

The most kick ass awesome couple in the world. Their swag cannot be matched and they are the coolest motherfuckers in the world!
there are no examples that can describe the awesomeness of Kelsey and Seth....
Kelsey and Seth by tjohnson123456 January 1, 2012
Kelsey's are fun to be around, they are cool. They are the best friends in the world. Just being around them can turn your day from crap to awesome. They have a great personilty and are absolutely gorgeous. You can tell them a secret and they won't spill a word and are supportive if you really need help. Once you meet one, you will want them as your BEST friend forever.
i love you kelsey <3
Kelsey by natiboo;) January 2, 2011

Kelsey Tasker 

An awesome person, she's funny and nice, and always fun to be around. (she's also Claudia C's best friend)
Kelsey Tasker by llalasdjfakde August 2, 2010

Kelsey Kreppel 

Cody Ko's caregiver. She is often seen helping her grandpa, Cody Ko around his nursing home where he makes wack videos in his free time.
Omg did you see Kelsey Kreppel? She takes care of her grandpa so well, you should be more like her.
Kelsey Kreppel by lilhuddy420 May 28, 2020
A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy, she always has to have music on. silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. often spaces out when near windows. always contemplating something. sugar junkie. very pale and doesn't care. easy to get along with. everyone loves her. stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. cares too much. picks the wrong crowd. not easily influenced. has soo much planned for her. remember her, she'll be widely known soon. if you fall in love with a kelsey don't ever let her go. she likes playfighting. looks like the nost innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. likes being pushed to do better. always looking after those around her.

omg, im soo in love with this girl she's perfect.
ahh you must have caught a kelsey. good job man, you're lucky.
Guy 1:omg, im soo in love with this girl she's perfect.

Guy 2:ahh you must have caught a kelsey. good job man, you're lucky.
Kelsey by johndoe111223 June 1, 2009
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