kayck 

A name reffering to a boy with everything good in a person. Kayck are huggable, sweet, romantic, talented, and smart.

They have great hair, a playful personality, and they're everything good you can think of. Being humble, usually they dont admit or see how amazing they are. Kaycks are guys with good senses of humor and are fun to be around. Kaycks the nicest people you will ever meet. They'll be your shoulder to cry on, and they never break promises. With beautiful souls, and eyes full of wisdom, you'll know right away that they know a lot. Girls, if you ever find a Kayck, hold on to him tight, because you'll never find someone as amazing as him ever again. Kaycks only come every once in a lifetime. With a big heart in his chest, and he'll accept who you are, what you do, and support you. You'll swear that he's an angel sent from above. He's a Kayck. Simple as that.

By Kayck Rafael :)

kayck by Kayck :) November 22, 2021

Kackling 

The most annoying form of cackling. Only Kamala can kackle and annoy the shito out of everyone. All cacklers recognize thiso and they supporto creating a new word for her cackling.

Ergo, please add Kackling to your Urban Diccionario.

Example: Regular people cackle. Kamala Harris Kackles because Kackling is her thingo.

Kackling by @ilDonaldoTrumpo April 14, 2021

The Kacker 

A slang term for very strong marijuana. The kacker is commonly known to make the smoker cough severely upon inhalation.

Senior: Hey you guys got the kacker!?
Kurt: Standard

The Kacker by The Achievers January 27, 2013

Kayaking 

The act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water.

If you take one bite of a fry then dip the unbitten end in ketchup after, you are kayaking. This technique can also be applied to quesadillas, chicken tenders, onion rings, etc.

Not everyone accepts kayaking. Some people will unfairly equate it to double dipping, so use this technique at your own risk.

Jim: “Hey man, no double dipping!”
John: “Nah, it’s cool. I’m just kayaking.”

Kayaking by WhatThaFish January 29, 2020

Flatwater Kayak 

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.

1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS

Flatwater Kayak by lolCKClol November 20, 2009

Kackensplatter 

Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.

“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”

Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.

Kackensplatter by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007

Kackbus 

A man who abandons the girl or woman that he has impregnated, out of cowardice or selfishness. Kackbuses do not usually feel guilty for devastating the girl/woman because they delusionally believe themselves to be the victim. They either place most or complete blame on the woman/girl, ignoring their own fault.

Josh: It's not my fault, I didn't know there was hole in the condom! It's her child anyway, her responsibility. I never asked for it.
Lison: Dude, you left her to her fate and won't take any responsibility. You are being a horrible kackbus!

Kackbus by Pattorn November 3, 2020