Kaufman 

n. An extremely fine looking man.

That Kaufman is so incredibly hot.

I'm so jealous of Amy, she's dating a Kaufman.

Kaufman by Rizzle April 19, 2005

Kaufman 

A mythical supernatural creature, famous in scandinavian folklore for causing mischief and annoyance to others. From the Troll species (trollus maximus difficultus) they are of a class that dwell in caves, mountains or in the Kaufman's case, under a bridge.

That Kaufman is such a f*cking troll, when is he gonna learn its just not funny the hundreth time?

Kaufman by ProdigalSon October 22, 2009

Kaufman 

The act of one defecating in the shower without cleaning it up.

Before we departed our hotel in Panama, our friend Rich left a Kaufman in the shower for the maid to clean up.

Kaufman by brownwallet May 8, 2014

Kaufman 

The wrong way to spell Koufman.

His last name is Kaufman.

Kaufman by ynwmellybuttdarkr December 29, 2020

kaufman 

Kaufmans are the best people you would meet, they are kind and smart and you should keep them close to you

Wow his last name is Kaufman? That explains why he’s so nice

kaufman by anonymous November 25, 2021

Kaufman, Texas 

A place where dreams and ambition go to die. Kids can't wait to "get out of this town and never come back", but end up getting knocked up by their high school sweetheart, continue to live here for the rest of their lives, and then their kids have the same high school teachers they had had.

Kaufman, Texas resident: "Let's get high and go to Denny's."

Kaufman, Texas by Xc17 December 24, 2016

Kaufman Mode 

(noun) The state of mind when nothing productive can be accomplished due to an extreme lack of motivation and/or frustration with the power system.

There's no way I'm getting my homework done tonight. I'm in Kaufman Mode.

Kaufman Mode by revengeoftheging April 7, 2013