Hajime Kashimo

Somebody who does absolutely nothing and dies.

Delivers on punch at their opponent, then discover your attraction to them and become a waffle.
Greatest feat: Beating up an innocent animal that does not speak human language. (Didn't even kill him)

Person A (Uraume): "What shall I prepare for breakfast today"
Person B (Sukuna): "Don't worry about that, I no diffed Hajime Kashimo today and made us some waffles"

by trucksareboring October 8, 2023

Hajime Kashimo

hajime kashimo is a 100/10 baddie and he has huge man boobs

boy: hajime kashimo is such a fraud, He did nothing then he died.
man: who cares, he has a phat ass and thats all that matters.

by kashimofeetlicker March 3, 2025

Hajime Kashimo

Teal haired reincarnated dude that’s over 400 years old, malewife material yet dilf at the same time

“I love Hajime Kashimo”

by watr January 28, 2024

kashimo scaling

when a character's most significant/only scaling is against characters they lose to rather than characters they win against or are relative to.

Rengoku has kashimo scaling to Akaza.
Shinobu's best feat is she kashimo scales to Douma in speed.
I hate kashimo scaling, authors should just let their characters win their battles!

by theknownallbeall July 29, 2024

Kashimo

A synonym for fraud.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that fight between Ukuna and Ash?
Guy 2: Yeah, Ash was telling everyone that he would beat Ukuna easily, but he instantly lost. He's a Kashimo.

by quicke November 19, 2023

Hajime Kashimo

My teal haired malewife

“I love my malewife Hajime Kashimo”

by watr January 28, 2024