Someone who has a mix of Blonde and Red hair. Gets around all the negatives of being a ginger in younger years but grows into the soul sucking lifestyle after puberty.
DAVE: Why do I get a creepy vibe from you?
KERMIT: Probably because im a Kringle!
DAVE: What is a Kringle?
KERMIT: A Kringle is someone who plays the fence of normal society by having half blonde hair but deep down will always be weird and socially unaccepted due to my ginger roots.
by McLovinDeez July 14, 2018
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There are several variations of "kringle."

Kringle (n.): to give a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family.

Kringling (v.): the act of giving a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family. Example: This Christmas, I will be kringling the night away.

Kringled (v.): the definition for this word is censored by the U.S. government.

Kringley (adverb): to be "in the mood" for a kringle. Example: Every time I wear a Santa suit, I feel all kringley.

You may also "kringle" yourself or receive a "kringle," provided you are wearing a Santa suit.

These words were coined on The Skiffy and Fanty Show in their Torture Cinema episode on The Christmas Dragon.
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, right before she kringled him.
by Anonymous Podcaster December 16, 2018
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A disease that prevents babies from looking sexy. Very contagious and causes the urge to have an affair.
My wife has a bad case of the Kringles
by Pointy Kringle June 12, 2021
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"Im the real Santa yes Im the real Kringle
All you fly girls like my balls cause they Jingle"
by ---SeX--- May 12, 2004
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even more kringle then cringle.Like a cripple cringle.Like a hobo with no legs who trys to run from the cops.The only thing more cringle then kringle is Kapt. K. Kringle.Who is a retarded redneck with one eye and no arms who smokes crack with his stubs in a tent pitched on someone else's property.Also,kringle can be used to describe a neighborhood as extremely ghetto.
Bo,the junkie,bought some crack from a one-legged,mud-covered,kringle.
by Zac January 17, 2004
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Another word for boss, or authority figure.
I hate my god damned Kringle! I want to shoot him!
by Megan January 22, 2004
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