kantex

Kantex is defined as someone who can’t stand on his own and can never be trusted

That dude over there is a kantex

by Ameerfada August 11, 2018

Kante

To work extremely hard; achieving exceptional results whilst remaining humble, and down to earth.

Origin: Midfielder Ngolo Kante who plays football professionally.

E.g "2nd year uni was a flop so I'm looking to Kante my dissertation"

by DandotheMan September 12, 2018

Kante

A French professional football (soccer) player who is a defensive midfielder and is known for his stamina and ability to get the ball back in his team's possession with a tackle or interception but is also adept at going forward too.

Person A: "Did you hear what happened when N'golo Kante lost his virginity ?"

Person B: "No I didn't, what happened?"

Person A: "He won it back"

by DjJazzyGeoff June 28, 2017

kante

wall of china

wall of kante

by Uzlak April 3, 2017

kanter

To randomly omit certain, often important, details.

Megan: Why does the worksheet go from a,b..e? What about c and d?
Chelsea: They got kantered.

by igotkantered March 28, 2010

Kanter-card

Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.

After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.

by D H July 7, 2007

Ngolo Kante

To be everywhere with no possible way of stopping that.

The holyspirit is Ngolo Kante.

by Kawanzi Andrew May 29, 2021