A kallef is a freakishly white abnormality, who will disappear and reappear out of your life. He has a wide general knowledge about the most random stuff ever and it is speculated he was read wikipedia as bedtime stories as a child until he knew them off by heart. He is constantly horny and has a penchant for Scandinavian girls and leggings. He swears constantly and has contributed greatly to the Maltese language in coining new unheard of phrases. He likes vodka and Rose D'anjou and will pass out and wake up in hospital at times. He does not know how to swim and will avoid summer activities.
Kallef: You saw that girl coming out of the canteen. Sweet Jesus Mary Joseph *** *** *** she was blonde, tall and amazing breasts that jiggle just so! It would be ********** ***** **** amazing to see her at the gym on the treadmill!
Friend: You are such a Kallef!
Friend: You are such a Kallef!
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You want a "kalleigh" in your life. A "kalleigh" can tell the good beans from the bad and will always make fast decisions about resolving problems.
A "kalleigh" can be easily frustrated, and people would advise to steer clear on one of her bad days.
With her adorable smile and stunning figure, focussing mainly on her arse a "kalleigh" will prove to be a real head turner.
An attractive person from the inside out with a fun, loving yet random personality.
A "kalleigh" is a fantastic mum.
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