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A kallef is a freakishly white abnormality, who will disappear and reappear out of your life. He has a wide general knowledge about the most random stuff ever and it is speculated he was read wikipedia as bedtime stories as a child until he knew them off by heart. He is constantly horny and has a penchant for Scandinavian girls and leggings. He swears constantly and has contributed greatly to the Maltese language in coining new unheard of phrases. He likes vodka and Rose D'anjou and will pass out and wake up in hospital at times. He does not know how to swim and will avoid summer activities.
Kallef: You saw that girl coming out of the canteen. Sweet Jesus Mary Joseph *** *** *** she was blonde, tall and amazing breasts that jiggle just so! It would be ********** ***** **** amazing to see her at the gym on the treadmill!

Friend: You are such a Kallef!
kallef by mintyfreshnessgoodness November 23, 2011
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Kalleigh 

The most beautiful of them all. The most down to earth amazing person to be a round. Clever, funny, and strange but altogether gorgeous.

You want a "kalleigh" in your life. A "kalleigh" can tell the good beans from the bad and will always make fast decisions about resolving problems.

A "kalleigh" can be easily frustrated, and people would advise to steer clear on one of her bad days.

With her adorable smile and stunning figure, focussing mainly on her arse a "kalleigh" will prove to be a real head turner.

An attractive person from the inside out with a fun, loving yet random personality.

A "kalleigh" is a fantastic mum.
Hey did you see that kalleigh, she looks fab dude!
Kalleigh by gollboll May 25, 2011
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kallef • kalle • kallen • Kalef • Kallee • kallensupremacy • kalief • Kallea • Kalley • Kalleigh
I sexy young man with a very big penis and likes to flirt with girls/women
That man is a Kaleef or that man have a kaleef
Kaleef by Ehehebhs March 28, 2019

kalle kiri 

It's a Persian curse, actually. Close friends also using it to call each other. However be careful, not to use this to call someone you don't know. It's gonna be a big insult then.
chetori? kalle kiri
kalle kiri by h0ut September 22, 2017
Kallen is an amazing person, he is really nice and athletic, he is one of the cutest people you will ever meet, he has a big heart and mind. He is really loyal and can fall for girls really easily
Girl 1- who is that he is soo cute

Girl 2 - oh that is kallen

Girl 1 - of course he is
Kalle is the best guy in the world. He has a big dick he loves sex kalle loves weed kalle is a lady magnet. He is the best fucker in the world. You are lucky if you have a Kalle in your life.
Kalle is youst best
Kalle by Bitch fuck fuck February 6, 2019
The SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. He gets all the girls and all of the money.
"Bro kalle has all the girls. I bet he can rasengan good."
Kalle by Kj caca man March 17, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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