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kalivia
They are such a kalivia.
kalviana
kalviana by fbiopenupxd April 24, 2019
kalisia
Kalisia’s are usually very gourgious and will hold on to a friendship longer than others. They usually have red hair but become very attractive when they get older. If they become friends with someone in high school or junior high they will stay friends.
kalisia by KookyMonster05 May 16, 2018
Kylivia
The relationship between a Kyle and an Olivia. They are the most unfortunate to be stuck with this ship name, as it sounds like chlamydia. Speaking of which, they probably even have chlamydia! They could’ve been a great couple but because of their parents poor naming choices they are the scum of society. If you see Kylivia walking your way, avert your eyes and hide your avocados, as they will probably try to steal them. NEVER get into a fight with them. Kyle is probably super jacked and Olivia probably takes lessons from Chuck Norris.
Person 1: Hey, Kylivia is coming this way.
Person 2: Quick! Hide your avocados!
Person 1: Shit, I’ve got nowhere to put them! We’ll have to fight them off.
Person 2: oh man, we’re screwed
Person 2: Quick! Hide your avocados!
Person 1: Shit, I’ve got nowhere to put them! We’ll have to fight them off.
Person 2: oh man, we’re screwed
Kylivia by JohnTheDude3 February 24, 2020
klivia
klivia by xX_myspaceuser_Xx October 11, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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