Kylivia

The relationship between a Kyle and an Olivia. They are the most unfortunate to be stuck with this ship name, as it sounds like chlamydia. Speaking of which, they probably even have chlamydia! They could’ve been a great couple but because of their parents poor naming choices they are the scum of society. If you see Kylivia walking your way, avert your eyes and hide your avocados, as they will probably try to steal them. NEVER get into a fight with them. Kyle is probably super jacked and Olivia probably takes lessons from Chuck Norris.
Person 1: Hey, Kylivia is coming this way.
Person 2: Quick! Hide your avocados!

Person 1: Shit, I’ve got nowhere to put them! We’ll have to fight them off.
Person 2: oh man, we’re screwed
by JohnTheDude3 February 25, 2020
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