you might meet one nice person at this school but besides that it is druggies who think theyre cool (why are they still in school), bitches who feed off of drama and many ex boyfriends, fake friends who will act like they like you for 2 days and then spread some stupid ass rumour and try to ruin you, assholes who say they've "fucked bitches" but really jerks off into a sock every night, people who think theyre better than everyone else because they can do a math problem, potential bfs or gfs who will actually screw you over and break your heart.....and many other lowlife trashbags. but still, you could meet one cool person?
damn, i wish i could get out of kalama high school!
by ohyeaaaaahboi December 21, 2017
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filled with wannabe gang bangers and guys that think they’re hard asf, but were raised in the suburbs and have a raging nic addiction. the girls at the school are fake ash, except for the ones the “EmO GiRlS” they’re usually pretty cool. rumors are spread weekly and it is very rare that you will find any true friends, but not impossible. everyone in kalama high school have no respect for anyone, and are the most disrespectful little shits you’ll ever meet.

the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.
“yo do yk where kalama high school is”
“yeah, i moved out of that shithole. i hate it there.”
by ShutUp:)) December 2, 2021
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