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An absolutely atrocious person, do not associate yourself with him at all. He will ruin your life.
He takes everything far too literally and is way to blunt
He doesn't appreciate people's emotions or feelings, and he openly says he hates everyone.
He might seem alright at first, but just you wait, he will ruin your fucking life.
He's basically a psychopath at this point.
Kaiwala is a dick
kaiwala by Cunterbunter October 3, 2018
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kaiwalya 

Kaiwalya means peace. As their name says, they are really calm and patient. They love everyone and are always ready to help. If they love someone, then they love that one person with all their heart. There's not a single person they'd talk bad about. They are really good looking and attractive.
Hey! have you seen Kaiwalya?
> No, but he'd probably be meditating this time around.
kaiwalya by I won't tell my name 👻 November 24, 2021
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An Indian surname meaning "power" (kas) and "people of". Derived from a long history of warriors and kings.
Dude, that's a Kaswala. Don't fuck with him.
kaswala by youtube134 September 10, 2010
Kaiala is the hottest girl I've ever met she's so nice to everyone and is just great she's just so beautiful
Someone went to a shop and saw kaiala and said dayum she's hot
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Kawala Bear 

A slighty turned definition based on the expression "Kawal", used upon someone who fucked up the situation badly, coining the term kawala bear.
"Man, I can't believe he didn't pick up the beer!"
"Aw I know, such a kawala bear."
Kawala Bear by yourshadow March 28, 2012
A fucking sexy bitch who parties like no other mother fucker. Often found in the wild woods of Hawaii raving.
Damn that girl is such a Kaialani! Im so jelly.

KawalarBear 

A very good twitch streamer who you should 100% follow
Wow, that KawalarBear guy is awesome.
KawalarBear by KawalarBear July 4, 2018
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