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Not to be confused for the animal Koala. A kawala is the sexual act process where you impersonate an airplane, fly around the room and while your partner's legs are spread wide open, you plunge straight first into her vagina. You then to proceed to act as if your airplane has crash landed similarly to an episode of the Koala Brothers. This act may also be confused with Michael Phlepsing.
Hoe #1: Aw man, I'm so sore from last night.
Hoe #2: Two guys this time?
Hoe #1: Naw, Robert my side nigga decided to Kawala me. I don't even watch the Koala Brothers.

Guy #1: Yo, C, what you been up to?
Guy #2: Well Robert, I know you've been fucking my girl so I did a kawala with your sister.

Guy #2: That's okay, I did a Michael Phelps on your girl two nights ago.
kawala by fuckyou3 March 11, 2016
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Kawala Bear 

A slighty turned definition based on the expression "Kawal", used upon someone who fucked up the situation badly, coining the term kawala bear.
"Man, I can't believe he didn't pick up the beer!"
"Aw I know, such a kawala bear."
Kawala Bear by yourshadow March 28, 2012
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An uninvited guest!
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kamalayadi 

The act of travelling with her useless husband for no reason
njan pinuvinte koode kamalayadichu
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Kamalayadi 

1.Go for a trip without spending money from one's own pocket

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I didn't have money for the trip, so I decided to do kamalayadi

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Kamalayadi 

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