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to jerk off with an erection of 3 inches or smaller. usually accompained by a small metal ring around the penis to stop it from falling off.

verb: kai-ing off
"i bet you dont' jerk off, you kai off.
kai off by God Demosthenes December 7, 2006
Words you can keep

official_real_kai 

A troll account on an app called TikTok surpassing 1k followers in only 3 days.
official_real_kai is hot

official_real_kai 

official_real_kai

Stan official_real_kai
Follow official_real_kai
Stan official_real_kai for clear and soft skin
official_real_kai by anonymous December 29, 2020

official_real_kai 

They post on tiktok as a troll acc on tiktok and they have 2624 (currently) followers which is a lot and i definitely did not write this because of the tiktok
Omg official_real_kai just followed me

Official_kai.Anderson

The worst person on tiktok who deletes videos when they make a mistake and just an overall bitch I don’t know who let them in the American horror Story fandom 😂😂😂
Official_kai.Anderson is the worst ahs page ever!
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