kai off
to jerk off with an erection of 3 inches or smaller. usually accompained by a small metal ring around the penis to stop it from falling off.
verb: kai-ing off
verb: kai-ing off
kai off by God Demosthenes December 7, 2006
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official_real_kai by official_real_kai December 29, 2020
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official_real_kai by anonymous December 29, 2020
official_real_kai
They post on tiktok as a troll acc on tiktok and they have 2624 (currently) followers which is a lot and i definitely did not write this because of the tiktok
official_real_kai by Localgirlfrompelepens December 29, 2020
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The worst person on tiktok who deletes videos when they make a mistake and just an overall bitch I don’t know who let them in the American horror Story fandom 😂😂😂
Official_kai.Anderson by Jessica Lange Stan October 4, 2021
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