An obscure word deriving from the original insult of whore and ho. A kapoochie is a girl who dresses like a slag and looks like she could have sex at any second with the closest man available at that time.
When a person, likely a faggot, gets in a fight with an elderly man who is infact a dominant beast. They go to bostontea house and then violently fuck. Cum is made into milk and it’s it’s kanoochie coffee
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.