Person 1: Hey, I met this girl on discord and we roleplay sometimes.
Person 2: Wtf, bro? Aren't you already dating someone?
Person 1: Yeah. Don't worry, it's not romantic roleplay or anything.
Person 2: Oh ok. I thought you pulled a Kaharii.
Kharyll is kind, intelligent, beautiful and charming. She's always ready to fight the darkness despite the circumstances. She's brave and ready to conquer the world. Kharyll is the woman every man dreams because of her imperfection that makes her perfect
She’s a nice, quirky person. She is creative. She is PERFECT. She is very insecure inside. She is a best friend willing to listen and comfort you. Kharylle’s have a great mind and an amazing singing voice. Kharylle’s are talented and selfless. They are willing to do anything to help someone. Next time you don’t do your homework, go to a Kharylle and ask her for help.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!