Kongenesis 1:1 In the beginning, the great and mighty Kong laid down the standards for today. With his mighty and
incredible phallus, he was easily able to subdue
every single member of the female species within less than a year. And, behold, the world saw that this Kong was not a mere mortal, but a God
amongst men, and so he was worshiped by all men, and his phallus was worshiped by all women.