Kongenesis 1:1 In the beginning, the great and mighty Kong laid down the standards for
today. With his mighty and incredible phallus, he was easily able to subdue every
single member of the
female species within less than a year. And, behold, the world saw that this Kong was not a mere mortal, but a God amongst men, and so he was worshiped by all men, and his phallus was worshiped by all women.