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kabuk 

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A really funny black individual known for his famous original quote "Boyz Night". He LOVES water.
Girl: Who wrote the song "Party Rock Anthem?"
Kabuk: LMFAO
Girl: What's so funny?
Kabuk: Subscribe to ifunny.cokabuk
kabuk by kabukfan May 9, 2018
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kabuki dick dance 

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Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.
So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.
kabuki dick dance by Renegade41 September 3, 2016
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Related Words
KABUKI • Kabuki Whore • kabuk • kabuke • kabukicho • kabuki dick dance • Kabukifacation • kabuki girl • Kabuki Mask • Kabukimono

Kabucha sauce 

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A type of special sauce
Bryan: “yo William I stole this nice ass kabucha sauce from a homeless man want some?”

William: “yeah bro I love that shit!”
Kabucha sauce by DragonChickens#3205 August 16, 2020
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Kaukab

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Kaukab

Unisex name used by people from Pakistan but mainly used for girls. The name means "Planet", it could also mean "Star" which probably describes her better as a Kaukab in your life will shine brighter than anyone else you have met before or meet after. She will have the most amazing smile, huge heart and her personality will be out of this world and yet she wouldn't even realise how amazing she is. She would be quiet, reserved and secretive but would also be honest so you would trust her with anything. The "catch 22" with a Kaukab is that she will often put the happiness of others in front of her own happiness but she's a girl you would never give up on because if there was that one chance she could be yours, you wouldn't ever want to miss that chance.
K: Hi, Im Kaukab

R: Hi, Im Rameez, Naam bhi sunah huwa?

K: Yes, I have actually heard a lot about you

R: In that case, why don't we commit the perfect crime, "Il steal your heart, you steal mine".
Kaukab by StarDisciple September 7, 2013
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Kabum

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An unbelievable fagget that resides in plug.dj/nightcore-331 that does nothing useful except for make gifs (said like jifs idgaf)
KABUM. YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BOUNCER. MAKE A GIF OF ME KILLING YOU.
Kabum by ECUrbanDictionary March 1, 2015
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kamukura 

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big sexy
he's kamukura
kamukura by meshitsukai November 17, 2017
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Kabukimono 

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From Genshin Impact and the most perfect thing to ever exist. The non traumatized version of Scaramouche, he's innocent, perfect, and does literally no wrong. He is my everything. He is adorable and deserves the world <3
Person A: Do you know Kabukimono?

Person B: Yes, he's absolutely perfect.
Kabukimono by Akai~ April 14, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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