kabort

To Keep going till you’re disqualified/ can’t drive no more,

alternative use: not your fault no matter the situation

We just passed that car for the 5th time this hour, they’re a Kabort

by Steeeeeeen January 4, 2020

kabooted

The act of being extremely high on cannabis.

I went to class yesterday completely kabooted!

by MarlinsFan7 February 19, 2011

kaboot

The result of a women relieving a gaseous substance through the vaginal cavity. In lament terms, a pussy fart.

In 1945 the United States kabooted Hiroshima, Japan.

by kabootyaboots October 6, 2017

kaporthaflol

Do you have a happy, loving family, and a dog? Well you can fuck that up here, if you take Kaporthaflol.

Side effects include... Nausea, back pain, crippling depression, Suicidal Thoughts homicidal thoughts, headache, diarrhea, financial dependencies infidelity, Unemployment, signs of bankruptcy, schizophrenia, insomnia, PTSD, ADD, ADHD, human trafficking, bulimia, and chronic paralysis!!!

Henry: Hi, my name is Henry and I sell my body for kaporthaflol
Tim: And I'm Tim... I also sell Henry's body for kaporthaflol

Man I had a good paying job, nice car almost paid off, and then I went and took Kaporthaflol. That shit fucked my whole life up!

by Just4the fam June 2, 2018

Kabouter Plop Syndrome

Refers to a disease of some kinda making people look like kabouter plop character body shapes

A common symptom of Kabouter Plop Syndrome is swelling

by Jochem de Groot February 1, 2022

kabootar

'Pigeon' or a 'dove', used in hindi language

chintu: mujhe mere birthday pe kabootar chahiye

chintu's dad: mere lun pe chad jaa

by kabootar December 18, 2008

Kabooty

First and foremost it is not just any booty, hence the KA in kabooty. It is the be all, end all when it comes to the ass. It is a tight, round, large backside that you not only could bounce a quarter off of.....it is visually a site of ass perfection. Straight Kabooooooty. Because of the ramification of the word, it can be used sparingly in key times when something is metaphorically like a kabooty. For instance if you happen to have a stellar evening and get a lap dance from a midget in a random bar while you were hammered with friends, the event might be considered a "Kabooty" event.

I couldn't concentrate in class....that girl Nadene got a kabooty to die for.

by My Kabooooootie October 17, 2006