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To Keep going till you’re disqualified/ can’t drive no more,

alternative use: not your fault no matter the situation

We just passed that car for the 5th time this hour, they’re a Kabort

kabort by Steeeeeeen January 4, 2020

Words you can keep

kabooted

The act of being extremely high on cannabis.

I went to class yesterday completely kabooted!

kabooted by MarlinsFan7 February 19, 2011

Related Words

kabort • Kabootle • kabotle • Kabottle • kabouter • Kabouter Plop • kaboot • kabootar • kabooted • Kabooten

kaboot

The result of a women relieving a gaseous substance through the vaginal cavity. In lament terms, a pussy fart.

In 1945 the United States kabooted Hiroshima, Japan.

kaboot by kabootyaboots October 6, 2017

kaporthaflol

Do you have a happy, loving family, and a dog? Well you can fuck that up here, if you take Kaporthaflol.

Side effects include... Nausea, back pain, crippling depression, Suicidal Thoughts homicidal thoughts, headache, diarrhea, financial dependencies infidelity, Unemployment, signs of bankruptcy, schizophrenia, insomnia, PTSD, ADD, ADHD, human trafficking, bulimia, and chronic paralysis!!!

Henry: Hi, my name is Henry and I sell my body for kaporthaflol
Tim: And I'm Tim... I also sell Henry's body for kaporthaflol

Man I had a good paying job, nice car almost paid off, and then I went and took Kaporthaflol. That shit fucked my whole life up!

kaporthaflol by Just4the fam June 2, 2018

Kabouter Plop Syndrome

Refers to a disease of some kinda making people look like kabouter plop character body shapes

A common symptom of Kabouter Plop Syndrome is swelling

Kabouter Plop Syndrome by Jochem de Groot February 1, 2022

kabootar

'Pigeon' or a 'dove', used in hindi language

chintu: mujhe mere birthday pe kabootar chahiye

chintu's dad: mere lun pe chad jaa

kabootar by kabootar December 18, 2008

Kabooty

First and foremost it is not just any booty, hence the KA in kabooty. It is the be all, end all when it comes to the ass. It is a tight, round, large backside that you not only could bounce a quarter off of.....it is visually a site of ass perfection. Straight Kabooooooty. Because of the ramification of the word, it can be used sparingly in key times when something is metaphorically like a kabooty. For instance if you happen to have a stellar evening and get a lap dance from a midget in a random bar while you were hammered with friends, the event might be considered a "Kabooty" event.

I couldn't concentrate in class....that girl Nadene got a kabooty to die for.

Kabooty by My Kabooooootie October 17, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026