k mon
Girlfriend, "I'm ready for the baby". You say "K mon". Girlfriend "What????". You leave her on delivered.
k mon by 69badonkadonk69 June 9, 2022
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The Mon(k)ey
you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.
The Mon(k)ey by Krkič September 19, 2020
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adjective
derivative of the term "cashed"
1. when the marijuana in a certain "consumption receptacle" has been reduced/burnt to ash.
2. one being physically or mentally exhausted.
derivative of the term "cashed"
1. when the marijuana in a certain "consumption receptacle" has been reduced/burnt to ash.
2. one being physically or mentally exhausted.
K money by hood rich productions December 3, 2009
K money Dangle
The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.
"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"
K money Dangle by Mohlestator September 10, 2009
k-money
k monster
someone who gets absolutly spangeled as fuck on ketamine disconnecting the brain from the body walking round like a zombie in the mist watchin the world turn upside down.
looking like there incredibly drunk, falling and rolling while dribbling all over the place.
k is becoming more and more common, its run wild in the free party scene and is now spilling into clubs across the country,
"today is a good day because today is a k day, infact everydays a k day...hooray for the k"
looking like there incredibly drunk, falling and rolling while dribbling all over the place.
k is becoming more and more common, its run wild in the free party scene and is now spilling into clubs across the country,
"today is a good day because today is a k day, infact everydays a k day...hooray for the k"
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