k mon

Your annoyed so you try ending the conversation by saying "k mon".

Girlfriend, "I'm ready for the baby". You say "K mon". Girlfriend "What????". You leave her on delivered.

by 69badonkadonk69 June 9, 2022

The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.

by Krkič September 19, 2020

K money

adjective
derivative of the term "cashed"

1. when the marijuana in a certain "consumption receptacle" has been reduced/burnt to ash.

2. one being physically or mentally exhausted.

Jamaal: bro you get a hit off that?
Winston: naah man. its K money.

by hood rich productions December 3, 2009

K money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.

"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"

by Mohlestator September 10, 2009

k-money

One fly-ass chicka hailing from the Midwest

Yo, k-money, keep holding it down for the playas in Ohio, yo!

by K$ November 29, 2004

k monster

someone who gets absolutly spangeled as fuck on ketamine disconnecting the brain from the body walking round like a zombie in the mist watchin the world turn upside down.

looking like there incredibly drunk, falling and rolling while dribbling all over the place.

k is becoming more and more common, its run wild in the free party scene and is now spilling into clubs across the country,

"today is a good day because today is a k day, infact everydays a k day...hooray for the k"

my mate ricky is such a fuckin k monster he can devour 2 grams of k in 2 lines, this is all very well apart from he's the driver.

by N4TE July 17, 2006

k-money

when someone is a convicted sex offender and says things like “wiggity wack dawg” ; usually someone with a receding hairline

Person 1: Hey bro why are you wearing that hat

Person 2: What my fedora bro ?

Person 1: Yea bro you you look like a total k-money bro

by Gay Camel November 12, 2019