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Your annoyed so you try ending the conversation by saying "k mon".
Girlfriend, "I'm ready for the baby". You say "K mon". Girlfriend "What????". You leave her on delivered.
k mon by 69badonkadonk69 June 9, 2022
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The Mon(k)ey 

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need
you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.
The Mon(k)ey by Krkič September 19, 2020
adjective
derivative of the term "cashed"

1. when the marijuana in a certain "consumption receptacle" has been reduced/burnt to ash.

2. one being physically or mentally exhausted.
Jamaal: bro you get a hit off that?
Winston: naah man. its K money.
K money by hood rich productions December 3, 2009

K money Dangle 

The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.
"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"
K money Dangle by Mohlestator September 10, 2009
One fly-ass chicka hailing from the Midwest
Yo, k-money, keep holding it down for the playas in Ohio, yo!
k-money by K$ November 29, 2004

k monster 

someone who gets absolutly spangeled as fuck on ketamine disconnecting the brain from the body walking round like a zombie in the mist watchin the world turn upside down.

looking like there incredibly drunk, falling and rolling while dribbling all over the place.

k is becoming more and more common, its run wild in the free party scene and is now spilling into clubs across the country,

"today is a good day because today is a k day, infact everydays a k day...hooray for the k"
my mate ricky is such a fuckin k monster he can devour 2 grams of k in 2 lines, this is all very well apart from he's the driver.
k monster by N4TE July 17, 2006
when someone is a convicted sex offender and says things like “wiggity wack dawg” ; usually someone with a receding hairline
Person 1: Hey bro why are you wearing that hat

Person 2: What my fedora bro ?

Person 1: Yea bro you you look like a total k-money bro
k-money by Gay Camel November 12, 2019
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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