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Jyrus is a ship name between Jonah Beck and Cyrus Goodman on the Disney Channel show Andi Mack. Jyrus is better than Jandi (another ship) will ever be. Some iconic Jyrus moments are when Cyrus came out to his friend Buffy, and when Jonah gave Cyrus a Space Otters (frisbee team on show) team jersey.
Jyrus is my otp.

Jyrus is better than Jandi.

I love Jyrus!!!
Jyrus is definitely endgame.
jyrus by spedlevels1000 January 8, 2018
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she’s the best person pineapple in the world. she can be annoying af but she’s better than jandi. if u tell her u ship janidi she WILL BEAT UR FUCKING FACE WITH MACI😂😂😂
fuck jandi

jyrus woah there
y’all haters like jandi
jyrus by phanthefuck May 2, 2018
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jyrus virus 

Like the “Bieber Fever” but mixed with Miley Cyrus. First heard after they performed with eachother on stage. Who knows whats next.
I'm a horny bisexual 14 yr. old so I have Jyrus Virus.. Shirtless Justin from that magazie photoshoot.. ooh.. yea.. -jacks-

Jerusalem/Dopesmoker 

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.
A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.
When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.
All he had to do was get one bag on the board for the win, but he threw a Jarussi.
jarussi by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017
To crash, wreck, or otherwise ruin a car's engine simply by being in said car.
Amber: My boyfriend totally Jrushed my car. Now I have to take the bus with a bunch of stinky people.

Nike Air Jerusalem

Dude 1: Dude, your Dad is wearing sandals with socks!
Dude 2: yeah, Nike Air Jerusalem man.