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jetta theory 

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female
I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.
jetta theory by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013
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Any type of scam or illegal way of trying to finesse some money
jwett by pvttyflame August 17, 2019
a scam mostly used by Miami people
Jay: Zoe pmo wit the jwett

Kev: It went buzz already
jwett by I mutted yo jwett November 16, 2019
Jwett can primarily be defined as an illegal scam or easy way to get money illegally. The word translates to "Game" from Haitian Creole. Mostly used as a term in South Florida. Depending on the context, Jwett can also mean burner or any type of firearm.
Man I been with that jwett these boys not on shit.

He keep moving slimey he gon get lit with that jwett.
Jwett by Kinji November 5, 2020
This is originally a Haitian word meaning game,toy or play. In Florida slang you can use it as scam and problem(kinda).
What’s the jwett?
Meaning:what’s the play/plan/scam/game/toy.
Jwett by TheePimp August 4, 2021

1989 Jetta GLI 

A great car with a 16V engine and wonderful handling. The Helios blue paint looks great in the sun. And check out those real BBS wheels! Straight from Wolfsburg Germany only 1500 made. If only it were a six speed...
"Oh dang check out that 1989 Jetta GLI" "Those Germans know how to make 'em!"
1989 Jetta GLI by Photographyguy December 2, 2009