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jetta theory 

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female
I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.
jetta theory by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013
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Any type of scam or illegal way of trying to finesse some money
jwett by pvttyflame August 17, 2019
a scam mostly used by Miami people
Jay: Zoe pmo wit the jwett

Kev: It went buzz already
jwett by I mutted yo jwett November 16, 2019
Jwett can primarily be defined as an illegal scam or easy way to get money illegally. The word translates to "Game" from Haitian Creole. Mostly used as a term in South Florida. Depending on the context, Jwett can also mean burner or any type of firearm.
Man I been with that jwett these boys not on shit.

He keep moving slimey he gon get lit with that jwett.
Jwett by Kinji November 5, 2020
This is originally a Haitian word meaning game,toy or play. In Florida slang you can use it as scam and problem(kinda).
What’s the jwett?
Meaning:what’s the play/plan/scam/game/toy.
Jwett by TheePimp August 4, 2021

1989 Jetta GLI 

A great car with a 16V engine and wonderful handling. The Helios blue paint looks great in the sun. And check out those real BBS wheels! Straight from Wolfsburg Germany only 1500 made. If only it were a six speed...
"Oh dang check out that 1989 Jetta GLI" "Those Germans know how to make 'em!"
1989 Jetta GLI by Photographyguy December 2, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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