justine harris

Justine Harris is the most perfect girl you will ever meet in ur life, when your down cause of something she will be the one to brighten your day, she will be the constant thing on your mind day and night the fist thing u think of in the morning and last thing at night. Justine Harris is someone who no one can replace and could never ever be competed with. She is the PERFECT girl and no matter what any guy must always be there for her in her worst and best. Her personality is something that can't be beat and ur beauty is unmeasurable, her smile can make the sadd st person feel happy, she's the only person you could want to cuddle and hug all day and just be with, she makes you laugh no matter how hard u try not to. Justine Harris is the only one I wouldn't trade for the world, she is the one I love with all my heart

Person 1: Dude who's that

Person 2: mate that's my girlfriend

Person 1: damn is that Justine Harris

Person 2: yep I know I know I am literally the luckiest guy in the world

justine harris by Lovestruck9189 May 29, 2018

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justine harris

Person 1: Dude who's that

Person 2: mate that's my girlfriend

Person 1: damn is that Justine Harris

Person 2: yep I know I know I am literally the luckiest guy in the world

justine harris by Lovestruck9189 May 29, 2018

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Justin Harris

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Sex me up Justin Harris!

Justin Harris by SarahQJustinBirdwindow December 15, 2008

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justin luke harrison

One that walks too funny because they have had too many dicks in the ass .

Tom: why is she walking so funny

Jerry: she just got Justin Luke Harrisoned

justin luke harrison by Dildo_shwaghins May 19, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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