justine harris

Justine Harris is the most perfect girl you will ever meet in ur life, when your down cause of something she will be the one to brighten your day, she will be the constant thing on your mind day and night the fist thing u think of in the morning and last thing at night. Justine Harris is someone who no one can replace and could never ever be competed with. She is the PERFECT girl and no matter what any guy must always be there for her in her worst and best. Her personality is something that can't be beat and ur beauty is unmeasurable, her smile can make the sadd st person feel happy, she's the only person you could want to cuddle and hug all day and just be with, she makes you laugh no matter how hard u try not to. Justine Harris is the only one I wouldn't trade for the world, she is the one I love with all my heart

Person 1: Dude who's that

Person 2: mate that's my girlfriend

Person 1: damn is that Justine Harris

Person 2: yep I know I know I am literally the luckiest guy in the world

justine harris by Lovestruck9189 May 29, 2018

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justine harris

Person 1: Dude who's that

Person 2: mate that's my girlfriend

Person 1: damn is that Justine Harris

Person 2: yep I know I know I am literally the luckiest guy in the world

justine harris by Lovestruck9189 May 29, 2018

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Justin Harris

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Sex me up Justin Harris!

Justin Harris by SarahQJustinBirdwindow December 15, 2008

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justin luke harrison

One that walks too funny because they have had too many dicks in the ass .

Tom: why is she walking so funny

Jerry: she just got Justin Luke Harrisoned

justin luke harrison by Dildo_shwaghins May 19, 2018

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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