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justalan 

He’s JustAlan what do you expect
Wow was that JustAlan that’s pretty normal
justalan by JustAlan October 6, 2020
Words you can keep
An obsessed fan who will not admit they are obsessed with a certain celebrity, but knows it deep down inside. These Justafans know more about the said celebrity themselves do, and annoys the hell out of everyone around them by talking about them all day long.
Justafan: Man I LOVE Tom Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel!! He is 21 years old, has over 350 caps, has a dog named Scotti and a cat named Kasimir, his twin brother's name is Bill who also plays in the band... *30 minutes later* ..and have you ever noticed his sexy scar on his right cheek??
Person: Goddammit I don't care!! You're seriously obsessed with that Tom person.
Justafan: No, I'm not obsessed. I'm just a fan.

Google "Tom Kaulitz facts" and click on the second page that appears. A very good example of justafan can be found there.
Justafan by SweetBiscuitTinsHelpMe November 12, 2010

justplankton

#bestmutual — loves @m9ges 🤗
Omg wow justplankton argues a lot
justplankton by M9ges September 19, 2021

justarandomwhiteguy 

Justarandomwhiteguy is a rare subspecies of human. They are typically tall and occasionally decent looking men. They also can be found in random ddlg servers and are typically accompanied by pink haired women, short angry white men, and sometimes you can find a tall hairy mexican along with them.

They normally have glasses, and tend to be stoners. Here's how to take care of your randomwhiteguy:

1. Feed it, it might eat you if you don't. (It prefers Cheesecake, but it must be from Texas.)
2. Give it small asian women to satisfy it's sexual prowl.
3. Give it weed, so that it remains calm.
4. DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ALLOW THE FOLLOWING SITUATION TO HAPPEN TO YOUR RANDOMWHITEGUY.

*Allow a 16 year old to say she is 20 and then ghost him*

**Randomwhiteguy will become depressed**
Oh Alex? He's justarandomwhiteguy!

JustARandomNon 

the worlds best person
JustARandomNon is a cool non
JustARandomNon by _JustArandomNon January 8, 2021

justasanoya 

They are superior in every way, they can not be beaten. They will rise above it all. They will come out triumphant in the end they always have proud!!
justasanoya: im super cool so bow before me 😈

All of us: Of course my lord and savior

justasanoya 

They are superior and every way they can not be beaten. They will rise above it all. They will come out triumphant in the end they always have proud!!
justasanoya: Bow down to your god 😈

All of us: Of course our lord and savior 🙇 ♀️🙇🏻 ♀️🙇🏼 ♀️🙇🏽 ♀️🙇🏾 ♀️🙇🏿 ♀️
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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