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a finee ass dude usually dark skin and has a friend named stone. plays basket ball and has a big dick. his laugh is sexy. he also says "that's tuff". A lot.
juro is so hot i wanna fuck him. looking at he makes me so horny.
juro by jackerbooty February 25, 2018
juro is a no.
juro by ju_ November 16, 2021
once upon a time...
ju met hero and they fell for each other. i'm normally against e-dating but they are so cuteeeee
they are married in dank memer and have been for a longgg time; they frequently give each other expensive items hehe
hero even sometimes comes over to ju and gives ju his sweater aww
omg did you guys see juro yesterday?

yess they were flirting in general
juro by cc_#0024 December 9, 2021

Juro Takayama 

A chaotic blonde dating a chaotic red head.

Also someone who is on life support /hj
Juro Takayama is homo, and has attraction to red heads for some weird reason.
Juro Takayama by Buroispoggers July 30, 2021

Couch Juror 

A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
Couch Juror by thedrod August 12, 2012

Juror No. 7 

The Juror nicknamed (by the press) "Strawberry Shortcake" in the 2004 Scott Petterson trial and is the Juror at the center of the controversial Petterson's retrial request.
His lawyers say he should get a whole new trial because Juror No. 7 allegedly lied about having previously been a victim of domestic violence.
Juror No. 7 by talk2me-JCH2 August 11, 2022