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the best person to ever exist. they’re flawless, handsome, breath taking, sweet, understanding, loving, funny, amazing, overall just a wonderful person. if you’re even just in the same room as them, you’re lucky to be in their presence. you’ll never find someone like them again. they’re special in their own way and everything about them is perfect

“juptm_ is the best lover and soulmate anyone could ever ask for.”

juptm_ by neuqxss July 4, 2021

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Jum™️

Jum™️ is pre-teen cum mixed with Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup, known notably for its use as a lubricant and fuel source. A barrel of Jum™️ is worth about 100 times more than a barrel of oil.

Jum™️ is not to be confused with Jum: The off-brand version of Jum™️ which is a mixture of Aunt Jelilah Maple Syrup and post-teen cum.

Joe said to his momma, "I filled up a barrel of Jum™️ the other day, sold it for a fatty profit."

Momma says, "Oh good, I accidently bought Jum the other day, completely ruined the pancake breakfast."

Jum™️ by OsmosisOsmosis April 18, 2020

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Jupta

A describing word for anything that could be a Direct/Indirect cause of joy. It can also be used as a complement, go ahead try it.

Black Ops Is Pretty Fricking Jupta

Jupta by thrilhouse1173307 February 20, 2011

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jupm

When a person is bored and types jump wrong.

Why do I always jupm?

jupm by anonymous August 16, 2022

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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