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the best person to ever exist. they’re flawless, handsome, breath taking, sweet, understanding, loving, funny, amazing, overall just a wonderful person. if you’re even just in the same room as them, you’re lucky to be in their presence. you’ll never find someone like them again. they’re special in their own way and everything about them is perfect

“juptm_ is the best lover and soulmate anyone could ever ask for.”

juptm_ by neuqxss July 4, 2021

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Jum™️

Jum™️ is pre-teen cum mixed with Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup, known notably for its use as a lubricant and fuel source. A barrel of Jum™️ is worth about 100 times more than a barrel of oil.

Jum™️ is not to be confused with Jum: The off-brand version of Jum™️ which is a mixture of Aunt Jelilah Maple Syrup and post-teen cum.

Joe said to his momma, "I filled up a barrel of Jum™️ the other day, sold it for a fatty profit."

Momma says, "Oh good, I accidently bought Jum the other day, completely ruined the pancake breakfast."

Jum™️ by OsmosisOsmosis April 18, 2020

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Jupta

A describing word for anything that could be a Direct/Indirect cause of joy. It can also be used as a complement, go ahead try it.

Black Ops Is Pretty Fricking Jupta

Jupta by thrilhouse1173307 February 20, 2011

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jupm

When a person is bored and types jump wrong.

Why do I always jupm?

jupm by anonymous August 16, 2022

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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