junkction

When useless and seemingless junk that ends up having a function.

That old toothbrush became a very good junkction to scrape my old tools.

junkction by Nerdchant January 16, 2016

Up The Junction 

Up shit creek. In a bad situation.

Guy 1:Dude, she left me for the milkman
Guy 2:Yeah you're well and truly up the junction...

Up The Junction by CHANCHANMAN October 18, 2009

Junktion 

The intersection of balls and shaft.

-Hey, where's Steve?
-Oh you didn't hear?
-No, what?
-I can't believe you didn't hear!
-No, I was away all week. What happened?!
-Oh man, it was awful. He ripped his junktion scaling a chain-link fence.
-Oh no! That's terrible, I really like Steve.
-Yeah, good guy. He used to tutor my little sister in Algebra II.
-Yeah math was always his thing.
-Not much of a speller though.
-No, terrible speller. Is he going to be ok?
-Well, doctors were able to reapproximate the intersection of his shaft and balls as best they could, but modern medical junktion technology has only come so far.
-Wait a minute. Didn't something happen to his junktion a few months ago?
-Yeah, he fell asleep at the nude beach, second-degree burns all over.
-It has not been a good year for Steve's junktion.
-No, it certainly has not been.

Junktion by Cowsocks June 5, 2010

Junk Junction 

A shitty place where one lands that has one minute to loot then has to spend half the game running across the fucking map with a couple of grey pistols

Hey you wanna land tilted? Pussy: nah lets go junk junction

Junk Junction by xxyeetxx September 24, 2018

Mingo Junction 

A small town along the Ohio river. Contains stoners ,alcoholics, and just down right party fuckers. Don't fret, all you white collar bastards. Mingo is contained with decent people, maybe not the one you socialist dicks call normal....but righteous anyway.

"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful"

People in Mingo Junction do get drunk a lot .

Yeah so what they tuff guys anyway.

Yeah, your right, im so so so sorry mister.

Mingo Junction by Tigerious Annthromorp October 20, 2009

Jism Junction 

The area of skin on a female between the anus and vagina where the jism of two males meet after they orgasm and it leaks to the junction.

My buddies Bill and Ted told me they were on an “excellent adventure” dismantling Sandra the other weekend, simultaneously, when the both blew their loads. As Sandra was lying there leaking fluids out of both orifices, she screamed with excitement whoever’s load makes it to the Jism Junction first will be mine forever. Needless to say, I haven’t heard from Ted since.

Jism Junction by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020

Milford Junction 

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.

Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!

Milford Junction by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013