Junayd a guy that smokes weed everyday and gets laid at the click of his fingers. He gets girls more than a sexy Vietnamese prostitute. He is a well know dude that gets sucked of under a table. To be a Junayd you must shag a different girl every minute and can have 6 girls at once.

Guy: Wow now that's what you call a Junayd

Girl: Yeah I wish i could join in

junayd by I think im so fit May 23, 2014

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the goat

'i JUST SAW JUNAYD THE GOAT

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Junayde

Junayde is a likkle black mixed race nigga who is the funniest person you’ve met. He’s the type of person to fuck a girl then punch her in the face after. Junayde is someone who rides a moped on the motorway in his boxers.

He’s got a shank, he’s a junayde

Junayde by Ha6146 September 6, 2019

Junaed

the biggest cunt you will ever come across in your life. However, they are also really lovely and have luscious hair that they don't stop flipping around. they are usually really tae kwon do and don't stop talking about that either.

"who's that guy over there?"
"that's Junaed, he's so fucking annoying but I love his hair"

Junaed by velvet asian September 20, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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